DRP INNER CIRCLE

WHILE WE HAVE NOT YET COMPLETED OUR SELECTION OF CAMPAIGN DIRECTORS, I DO THINK IT IS TIME TO INTRODUCE THOSE THAT ARE IN PLACE, WORKING SO VERY HARD AND WITHOUT COMPENSATION. THESE FAITHFUL STAFFERS WILL OF COURSE "MAKE THEIRS" ONCE I AM ELECTED. IT IS ONLY FAIR THAT THEY TOO BE ALLOWED TO RECEIVE BRIBES AND KICKBACKS AS A FORM OF COMPENSATION FOR ALL THEIR HARD WORK, AS LONG AS THEY REMEMBER TO GIVE ME 10% OF WHAT THEY EARN.

WORKING ON OUR CAMPAIGN FROM THE VERY OUTSET, AND WITH THEIR NEW TITLES:
THE HON. FRANCIS QUIGLEY- GOV. LANSDALE BORO, PA,
DIRECTOR OF STRATEGY & POLICY

THE RIGHT HON. THOMAS CRAY- MAYOR, SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY
DIRECTOR OF ADVERTISING, PROMOTION & POLICY

COUNTESS DOROTHY TONNE- STATE REP. FOR GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER
PROVINCE OF HUNTINGTON BEACH,CA.
COUNTESS TONNE HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE SECRETARY

HIS EMINENCE SIR FLETCHER ROBINSON- VICEROY OF ATLANTIC COUNTY, NEW JERSEY
SIR ROBINSON WILL BE THE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHWRITER AND PRESS SECRETARY.

NOTE: WE STILL NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS TO SERVE ON THIS COMMITTEE . KINDLY SUBMIT YOUR RESUMES' WITH AN ATTACHED SWORN STATEMENT AGREEING TO GIVE 10% OF WHATEVER YOU COLLECT TO THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

LIST YOUR QUALIFICATIONS- JOIN THE WINNING PARTY, WE WILL REDUCE THE DEFICIT AND PROVIDE THE BEST GOVERNMENT MONEY CAN BUY

aL HOFFMAN
PRESIDENT-TO-BE